KyleWhite1986 + Musician in Oromocto, NB

SEEKING

ABOUT

? Guitarist, Vocalist, DJ, Tech Enthusiast—Seeking Creative Musicians and Innovators ?

Started playing guitar at 14, mostly electric, and I’ve been shredding ever since. I picked up a 7-string Ibanez Gio in March 2024—because six strings just weren’t enough for the madness in my head.

When I’m not busy playing guitar, I’m a DJ/maestro on YouTube, queuing up tracks like a pro. If you need a song ready to roll with the click of a button, I’m your guy. (And yes, I spelled “queued” right—finally.)

Also, I dabble in keyboard—enough to throw in some cool riffs, sound effects, or make your head spin with something unexpected. And when it comes to Eminem, I’m pretty much a walking rap encyclopedia. If you’re into spitting fire, I’ll be right there with you.

Musical Influences:
? YES & Supertramp (Prog rock legends that will have you questioning reality)
? Pantera (Heavy riffs that make your soul shake)
? NOFX (Punk energy that never quits)
? Eminem (Because I’m almost certain I know his lyrics better than he does)

Other Interests:
Not just a musician—I’m also super into advanced technology. I’m the kind of person who will debate the merits of AI and tech gadgets all day. One day, I’ll probably build a prog-metal robot DJ—it’s happening.

And I can’t forget to mention that I’m into creating stories—wild, absurd, and sometimes completely nonsensical. If you’ve got a crazy idea, I’m your guy for brainstorming.

Also, I only play my own stuff on guitar now. If you want me to do covers, be prepared to pay extra—seriously, don’t even ask unless you’re ready to make it worth my while. ?

Looking to jam, write, or talk anything from prog, punk, metal, rap, to how AI will save humanity (or take over). If you vibe with heavy riffs, tech, and creative chaos, hit me up. Bonus points if you think ‘Close to the Edge’ is the best thing ever.

Screen name:

KyleWhite1986

Member since:

Nov 26 2013

Active over 1 month ago

Level of commitment:

Very Committed

Years playing music:

25

Gigs played:

Under 10

Tend to practice:

More than 3 times per week

Most available:

Nights

Instrument experience:

Rhythm Guitar:

Expert

Lead Guitar:

Expert

Background Singer:

Expert

Vocalist:

Advanced

Acoustic Guitar:

Advanced

Bass Guitar:

Advanced

Drums:

Advanced

Keyboard:

Moderate

EQUIPMENT

5-Gallon Water Bong
You know, the kind that could drown a small animal. It’s the ultimate water filtration system, for those ultra-smooth hits. Comes with a built-in cactus filter—because why not?

Custom “Bud Buster” Grinder
Industrial-grade. Will grind anything from premium bud to your hopes and dreams. This bad boy is so powerful, it might have a degree in Mechanical Engineering.

Snoop Dogg’s “High AF” Vaporizer
The one with built-in Bluetooth that syncs with your music playlist, so your vape clouds go with the beat. Get ready for melodic clouds of dankness.

High-End “Bong Master 9000”
This thing is made from hand-blown glass with a gold-plated carb cap. It’s a fusion reactor for your lungs. Plus, it glows in the dark—because why not impress your neighbors?

VaporCloud Space Mask
For when you’re too high to notice that you’ve just started vaping inside your own hoodie. A full headgear setup with built-in scented vapor chambers—so you can literally inhale happiness.

420 Edition Xbox Controller
This controller’s buttons are all made out of pressed buds. The analog sticks are made from hand-rolled joints that act as swappable mods for optimal gaming. Yeah, we made this up.

Cannabis Cactus Cooler Canteen
A hydroflask but filled with THC. Perfect for sipping and staying hydrated, while completely obliterating your ability to form coherent thoughts.

Couch Potato Chair 3000
Fully reclines, fully adjustable, and equipped with snack holders, built-in dab rig, and extra-large cup holders for your super-sized soda. Comfort has never been so high.

Edible Oil Diffuser
Coconut oil, avocado oil, or olive oil—this thing doesn’t just diffuse weed smells. It diffuses edible oils that’ll turn your whole apartment into a scented cannabis-infused oasis. Even the air tastes like a 5-star munchie fest.

MunchieMobile Mini-Fridge
Runs on THC and cheese. Contains every snack you could ever need, including nacho cheese that dispenses directly into your mouth. Fully automated—so you can snack while doing nothing, forever.

Rolling Paper Dispenser 5000
Completely automated, this dispenser will roll you a joint while you sleep. Equipped with an advanced auto-pickup feature that will scoop up all your dropped weed and roll it up on the spot. Talk about efficiency.

Super-High-Def Stoner Sunglasses
With high-def lenses that reduce red-eye, so you can look like you’re only a little stoned, even when you're super stoned. Great for going to the store without raising suspicion. These shades also have built-in swivel joints for ultimate comfort during long sessions.

"Stoner Scent" Air Freshener
For the stoner who needs to cover up the smell but also wants to make sure their room smells like weed. This air freshener is a hybrid of patchouli and freshly-baked cookies, perfect for masking and enhancing the aroma.

Ganja Globe
A floating weed leaf inside a levitating glass orb. It hovers on top of a magnetic base, giving you an ever-present reminder of the higher things in life while you zone out to music. Totally necessary for your vibe.

Kush-Kettle Popcorn Machine
Turns your popcorn into a marijuana-infused snack with a press of a button. Perfect for late-night movies or stoner gaming sessions. Includes extra butter. Always.

MUSIC